Bang That Gong!

That isn't a rendition of The Gong Show what's so ever. So don't think that. Anyway, its 3:30 in the morning and because I drank soda and buzzed myself by playing on my ipod, I have decided to write a blog. With this interesting (interesting plain) app! I wanted to make sure I had at least 1 more post before 2011!

Well, today was great. I woke up to snow. Lots of it. Like 5 inches that grew into like 8. It was a nice surprise. So I watched tv for a while. Toddlers and Tiaras was on. That show amuses me. Mothers (usually fat ugly women) enter their children into pageants and they pay thousands of dollars! One woman has twins that are a year old and she already has 250,000 dollars worth of dresses for her. Like wtf! They will grow out of them in a year!

Buutttt so, my dad and I parked at the arena like 3 hours before the hockey game. Yes im jumping ahead a bit but it's all good right? So, we park and some nice dude drives up to us to take our money. The parking lot dude of course so have no fear. Then we walked, and walked. It was fucking cold. Indeed. And snowy. And my boots decided to give me blisters on my legs. Thanks for that.

We go to Olive Garden where we wait to meet my half brother. I Had never met him. But before dinner, I bought wind up toys. A caterpillar and a snail. Wiz Kidz for the win! If that's even how its spelled. . . Anyway, my half brother never shows up for dinner so we order and eat and the waitor amuses us. But he finally showed up an hour and a half late. the waitor was aghasted! (Which means horrified I learned today so its an extreme hyperbole of how the waitor really was) But he gave my half brothers some mints since he missed dinner. . .

So my half brother is tall. Like over 6 foot. When we all walk in a line its like AT&T raising the bar! :D we all walked to the arena to watch hockey, my half brothers first game I was aghast to learn (HA horrified! If I even used that right. . . Meh). And let's just say the game was amazing!!! We won 8 to 2 (take that Seattle Thunderbutts!) And we also got to see a hat trick. But the best part was the 50/50. I went and picked out a ticket, just one. And my dad couldn't find it when the winning ticket was called. I almost told him not to bother. But he found it and oh my god it was the winning number! My mouth dropped to the floor, quite literally. The lady next to us went crazy for some reason. And well we got 661 dollars. Not badio! It was awesome. Much so. So we had Mcdonalds afterwards, woo! Haha. French fries baby!

So that was it really. I watched some show where people bought 800 dollars worth of food and stuff and used cupons to cut the price to like 7 dollars. Holy shit sauce times 4! :O but ugh its late, jsjdsjsjsjsjjdj ya. That means I am tired and I can't fight the power! Ahhh! Awell. . .

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FACADE!

Hello!

In choir, we have started singing our songs for our Broadway night which is in the end of January? Yes, yes I think so. Anyway, my choir teacher feels like doing a good/bad theme this year. He wants us to sing Facade from the Jekyll & Hyde musical, with us dressed in black or in white with masks and have people basically being everywhere. Sounds crazy really haha. Fun song tho. Go ahead and smack me now, but I really know nothing about Jekyll & Hyde. All I know about Jekyll & Hyde is the Angry Video Game Nerds review on the NES game. . . and that is all I need :D

Anyway. . . we had an assembly at school. Little 2nd graders sang, it was very cute. But one specific 2nd grader wanted the whale painting that my friend Scott made for me. I told her no and she started whining at me. I didn't know what to do! And then she wanted a candy cane and Mariah wouldn't give one to her but Andrew did, so the child was happy until they left, thank God. The teachers played their own little version of Minute To Win It. It was quite amusing, but I won't try and explain it because I would fail. But it was enjoyable, especially when our principal dressed up as Santa and made everyone scream I LOVE YOU SANTA and of course everyone did :). Oh how my school is weird.

OH MY GOD IT'S ROSS!!!!! And by Ross I mean the dude from Jay Leno! He was my idol as a child. He is as gay as gay can get. He is gayer than Richard Simmons, and I used to LOVE dancing to Richard Simmons when I was 12. Sorry off subject a bit.

So, I got to school at what 7:30? And I had to take a test as Mr. Bowman held a study group. He is the type of teacher who just kind of asks questions when explaining things. And I kept answering those questions as I did my test, so Mr. Bowman was confused . But after I took that test, I had to take another test, which I kind of guessed on but I could really care less. In Math, I listened to Falco. I have a new found obsession with this man. If that man was still alive now, I would find him and rape him. No joke. Eh that's creepy. Well I like his music. I remember my dad would play Jeanny in the car when I was younger and I would always translate the German into something really. . . let's just say silly haha. But this girl in math is an exchange student from Germany who knows Falco and she was kinda like translating for us haha. In French, we watched Phantom of the Opera some more. And got COOKIES! :O :O :O :O :O It was THAT COOL. And then I went to physics and we all listened to sounds at different frequencies. It amused me at least. Also, all those space movies where ships and stuff blow up are bullshit, because you would not hear the explosion because there is no air in space so FAIL! This is why movies are directed towards the uneducated society. Haha well things like that at least :P And in choir we did secret santa and I got a crap load of candy. but in English, we had to listen to presentations. BORING BORING BORING. I don't care about the rhetorical techniques in every frickin chapter of Moby-Dick. My writing skills are above normal, I don't care about learning more! :P

Another weird thing happened today. My half brother wants to have lunch with me. I have never met the dude and I have talked to him like once on twitter. Soooo I don't know what to do. I hate meeting people! I hate myself for hating stupid things like that! Stupid self!

That is ALL I must go eat candy. Goodbye

Procrastinating

I am writing this so I do not have to continue reading the horrible book known as Moby-Dick. I am on the chapter that explains the colour white. Yes, a whole chapter about the colour wife. Everything in history that has to do with the colour white is jammed into that chapter.

On the news, there are pictures of snow men that people made and took a pic of and sent to the news place. It was a husband and wife! So the title should be snowman and snowwoman. There is no reason why they have to be sexist on the news! Rawr! :P

Today I had a choir concert. On a side note, I am offended that my middle school choir teacher decided to have the 8th grade jazz choir last year sing the exact same song that our 8th grade jazz choir sang! Seriously Mr. Smith, find some new songs! Please! Anyway, today I myself had a choir concert. It went swell. I guess I could pick out a ton of things I did wrong, but I won't. It was nice coming out of the theatre and seeing it snowing outside :) Then it stopped. . . I celebrated not singing anymore by eating vegetables and pickled ginger. That is how I celebrate. . . hard core!

Yesterday I ordered 2 Super Nintendo games! I am extremely happy out this. My Nintendo doesn't want to work anymore, but my Super Nintendo is doing great. But I don't have any Mario games for the Super Nintendo, so I ordered a Mario game :) And then I ordered Star Fox! Freakin loved Star Fox as a kid. And the one day, the game decided not to work anymore and I was devastated. But soon I will have it again and if it doesn't work, I will just assume that God does not want Star Fox and I ever coming in contact again. I wonder why I seem to like old games so much better than new ones. Indeed my favorite games of all time is Tom and Jerry for the SNES. I would kick ass in that game when I was like 7. And my dad had a cheat sheet to get unlimited lives and to skip levels. I thought that paper was God. I thought that if I lost that paper, my world would blow up. I never thought that I could just use the internet again to refind the information. Anyway, I loved that game so much. I loved that game and Star Fox. And then the Playstation came and I loved Pac Man World! Because you were Pac Man and you could bounce on stuff and ah that game was amazing, and also hard as shit. I just remember my dad sitting in our living room trying to beat the mummy level a gazillion times. That and the space level. And then one day, he over wrote the game on the memory card. OVER WROTE IT! and so he had to do it again. It was that game, Hot Shot Golf 2, and Vigilante 8 that made up my childhood. Why am I talking about this? I don't know but my point is, the memories that these games bring me is so much greater than any thrill I could get playing any sort of new game. Plus, new video games are a rip off :P

So anyway, I went to a hockey game and we won 10 to 5. Our team seems to be doing so great all of a sudden. It is kinda nice :D I will upload this video for you.



My blog posts made no sense. I feel so stupid haha. But then again, I guess I don't make any sense as well. Anyhow, I must go and continue reading! Yay

Make We Joy. . . Now!

Eyyyyyaaaaa O_o
Hello, it it now 7 pm as you may know, tho by the time you read this if you read this then it may not be 7 pm but rather an earlier time, or a later time, or no time at all if you are a timelord because in that case you own time, or at least you are the lord of it, so make it any fucking time you want ok?

Today is the 7th of December in case the date didn't tell you. . . and I became happy today when I learned that I got a 97 percent on my math test. I have yet to tell anyone this, but I am telling you my dear blog. So if you must know, that is what I got on my math test. It made me feel good but not too good considering Mariah got 105 percent on hers. BUT I got the bonus question right, which was. . . . . sin(x+. . . . ) ok never mind, I do not have a pi sign on here. I do not have a radical sign either. And because I do not feel like searching for one to paste on here, I shall not put one at all. So! That was my math problem. Tadaaaaa

Today, I also was proud of myself for correctly saying that the English passage was mostly compare and contrast. Everyone else thought something different. I did not. I thought THAT. and so I said that. And it was right. Maybe. Anyhow, in French, we are doing a presentation on the Phantom of the Opera. The group I am with is surprisingly well, and I am happy with them. How dare the teacher split Emily and Abby and I! But. . . that is how it must be.

Also. . . . also. . . . al. . . so . . . . or al. . . to. . . ALTO! My mind wanders. A bit. So the dude in choir named Mr. . . . . . something. . . . he comes in every now and then to watch us sing. I guess he wants to aspire to be a great choir teacher, a choir teacher of the future! Well, he video taped us because Socs told him too. But I dont think he was really filming. I am indeed calling him a liar with a camera! Because he just kept whipping it around and stuff and he "was having with you you" (you being Socs). Ok nevermind. That makes absolutely no sense to a PEASANT!

Today, being Tuesday and all, is just sad. Sad tuesday. HA no capital letter there! It is now 7:09 pm incase you did not know that it took me 9 minutes to write the beautiful passages above. Oh by the way, I lied. I told my dad I got a 97 on my math test. He was proud of me. That made me more happy! You can be the 2nd person to know. Unless you count twitter. I do not count twitter, twitter is a pineapple compared to you my dear blog. If you were a person, I would walk you, if you were a bath tub, I would cock you! Holy crap I do not know what that was. Actually, I do, it was from a man by the name of. . . Steve? No that can't be right. Anyway, he had a name and he made that song for Paula Abdul. Yes, if Paula Abdul was our tub, wouldn't we all want to cock her? That really makes no sense but you get the idea my dear blog. haha :P


Here blog, I made a video for you. Well, I had a snow day and I was really bored. I had tons of work to do, like I do now, but for you, I make this video! Well, actually, I made it for my amusement but I am amused! As of now, so I am sharing it with bloggie! Bloggie. . . Hm.

Christmas Carol!

I must start this blog post with this because this movie is AMAZING


Out of ever movie I have ever seen, I think I have seen this one the most. Pretty awesome don't you think?! I think it is very awesome. Don't judge me!

Ok now, with that out of my system I must sit here and write a very interesting blog post. I shall start with the fact that I drank a Carmel Brulee Latte just moments ago, and my nerves are a bit ahsdkasjdkhd because of it. Brulee in French, excuse the absents of accents, means burnt cream. Mmm Carmel and burnt cream! my FAVOURITE!

Anyway, today went by peachy and clean. Oh yes, peachy. . . and . . . clean! The wind was howling last night and kept me up very late. So I took a sleeping pill, bad me. It was either that or continue to make up horrible events in my head. Horrible events involving me getting very upset, but these events arent going to happen but the more I thought about them the more real they got and I ended up being so stressed out! So I was like SCREW THIS! and slept like 6 hours on a sleeping pill. Not good. I could of slept all day if I could. My mom was literally begging me to stay home and sleep. No mother, I must get off my lazy ass and endure an educational day full of learning how to do stuff that will get me good grades and hopefully send me off to college if I don't fuck all that up!

So from the moment I walked into school today, I was more than unhappy to be there. Or is it then? Who cares! Anyhow, history was boring. I don't recall what we did. Other then how the teacher was bitching about Texas becoming part of the US. I quite like Texas. He says the Houston is the equivalent of Hell. Well that is just rude. Speaking of hisory, I have to take a test tomorrow. Retake. I am being a bad student and stole my old test during class and copied all the right answers down. I will memorize those letters haha. If he changes the letters around then I am just. . . screwed. But I know he wont :) I have choir practice tomorrow but I think I can miss it.

In French the other day we started watching a movie called La Doublure (The Valet). Its a good movie! Its about this rich guy having an affair with a much younger super model and the paparazzi got a pic of them together. And the dudes wife saw so she is like YOU ARE A CHEATER but he denies it so he decides to have the super model pretend to be in love with this random man who happened to be walking by when the pic was taken. And that man has just been rejected by his "girlfriend" who he asked to marry him. And so now he is living with this supermodel and she is rich and gorgeous and he lives in a little apartment. haha anyway its funny, :)

It amuses me that in AP Language we spent the whole period going over vocab words. vocab words! like 8 of them! we kept having to say if the sentence was periodic, compound, complex, inverted, cumulative, yada yada yada. Like all of them were either complex or compound because we are all to lazy to take the effort to write a longer sentence. So I was talking to this dude in front of me named Nick. Of course the teacher has to be all like "meehh stop flirting" which pissed me off. She says that about everyone. I am sorry that YOUR seating chart put me around all guys, so I am going to talk to them. rawr.

Oh blog, you always do listen to the. . . tapping of my fingers as they fly across the keyboard in a ZRROOOOMMMM motion! ok no that isnt true. Nevermind. What a crappy analogy. Did I use that word right? I am not really sure. . . Now I must work on my Francais! (one again I lack accents because I am lazy, not that it would make any difference to those who don't realize the accent that is usually on the c, and if you do then STFU!) Francais using Rosetta Stone! Its fun actually. :)

Questioning My Own Authority

OHHHHH Hello blog. April? APRIL?! Has it really been that long since I last posted?! Since you were sweeped out of my arms in a wave of horribleness because blogger/gmail/google (you get the point) took you away from me for no apparent reason?! Well, the answer is obviously yes. I wouldn't bore you with those questions if the answer was going to be no. That means my old/new blog will now become unused probably. . . that kind of makes me sad. Awell, I can start new here, on my old blog. My mind is being confuzzled.

Oh dear. . . what to talk about? How about a random people, I like random photos.
I got that photo off of a gorgeous photo site. . . which is lost amongst the messy collection of bookmarks stored under my bookmark tab. Forget it. Its great tho. . . take my word for it :)

Today we took the PSATs. Wow, I did not like them. They were easy in some ways. Hard in others. I have a horrible time focusing. I really do want to get checked for ADD. I need to take something to make me calm down so I can actually concentrate without my mind going BAM! Like on physics tests. I do absolutely horrible on them. I will be grateful for a C in that god damn class.

I am amused that this abandoned hospital had a thing called a "sputum refuse". It was basically a chute where TB patients disposed of their coughed up mucus. That is really freakin cool. I would love to have a sign saying "sputum refuse" on my door. hahahahaha. I thought that was worth sharing :)

Gee this post is boring. Boring as hell. If hell is boring. . . hot. Hot as hell. I gave up on my AP US History homework. I hate homework but then again, who doesnt? I am currently reading The Likeness by Tana French which is sorta like a "sequel" to her first book In The Woods. The first book pissed me off. But not in a bad way. Like. . . the writing was amazing and I did not expect the ending of the book and it was totally not the happy ending I have initially wanted to have. So I just had to read the 2nd book since the 2nd book circles around my favourite character Cassie. Its a detective, mystery like book. So far I love it. Oh God this post is getting so so so boring. I will leave before I start spitting out shit that makes no sense. TATA MON AMIE!!!!

The Child Is Black, The Child Is White

The song Maybe by Emma Bunton makes me want to prance around like a unicorn with a broken leg. Im not kidding you. I am imaging a unicorn with a broken leg prancing around in a very happy mood.

I am actually in a quite "serious" mood. My mother has bought me root beer. Who the fuck wants root beer? No wait, I love root beer. But come on gimme something with caffeine. Cuz root beer did NOTHING to me except make me extremely cold. Which I should might as well be USED to because I am ALWAYS COLD!

Ah school today. . . was uh normal? Ya really nothing happened. We had a different choir teacher and I was EXTREMELY HAPPY! Her name is Darnel and she is the worlds best choir teach, yet toughest. NO figeting, touching your hair, NOTHING! Just singing :) and when she is teaching us, we sound FUCKING AMAZING! Yea i said it, fucking amazing. She was my choir teacher when I was in the all city choir at age 9, so I am used to it. These 15 and 16 year olds are complaing about something I did for an hour and a half at the age of nine. The lady DID threaten to put me in her pants tho haha. Pockets tho, mind you. Because I guess I talked a lot. . . to this girl who had an endless game of tag going on with me. And being in one of the oldest churches in my city, it was a great place to run around in. I still remember it clearly. . . anywho Socs left us. . . to go to my old elementary school which made me sad because I wanted to go. So Mariah went and like saw my old music teacher, who was amazing. I miss her :( I miss everything from when I was a young child, before I had a choir teacher who doesnt give a shit. . . .

Ehem. . . anyways. . . In French we are watching an extremely weird movie. . . I donno its French, like ALL french. 1st all French movie we have watched. No wait we watched Bon Voyage. LOVE that movie! Anyway this movie is called. . . I donno but it has some dude who is narrating his childhood, but its really weird. The part where he was in school complaining about past participles was funny. Because I complained about them too haha :)

After school Mariah and I raised money and baby food supplies for the food bank. We did great collecting 3 basket full of baby stuff and 140 dollars =O Not bad! But we were all alone. Some girl who said she was gonna be there came like 3 hours late, then "ran to her car" but came back 40 minutes later. What the hell?! Yea. . . so whatever. We were starving, but didnt want to leave the other alone. But FINALLY the girl shows up so we go and buy food. Strange chip things that cost a shit load haha. Stupid chips wtf.

There isnt much on my mind right now. . . . except the words from the songs I am listening too in complete boredom. SO i shall go. . . yeeeppppeerrrsss

Spoon Me Baby!

The title once again means NOTHING so don't think it does. . . and also don't think of anything dirty or creepy cuz that just makes u. . . uncool maaannn.

Well today I realized that ants are extremely fast creatures. One minute there was a huge dead beetle in the dirt and next minute the beetle had moved like 2 feet being swarmed by like . . . 5 ants. FIVE ants that is all I saw. Crazy bitches.

Listening to Brian Mcfaddens new album. It is quite good. The song with Delta is the absolute best because I am definantly in love with her, not in a strange lesbo kind of way. . . It is called Mistakes. . . .


Absolutely AMAZING!!! To me. Dont know about you. Oh another song I like is called Single Girls. No, not by Brian Mcfadden haha by a girl named Laura Jansen. It is just very very nice



CANT YOU JUST RELATE TO IT?! Ok well no not if you are a guy. And not if you are me I can not relate to it what so ever haha. I have never shared a bed with a guy and I have never. . . studied meditation lol.

Oh by the way, if you are cool, you should look at these awesome pictures. If you aren't cool, I dont give a damn look at them still =)
/www.babybacon.com/index.php/random-pictures/35-amazing-moments/

Anywho. . . today is a boring day so there is nothing to say. Though I was able to play many games of spoons today. . . with pens. Was pretty wicked. . . anyhow. . . Goodbye FOR NOW

The Sub Song

Another random title. . . but this entry shalln't be so random! Instead I will talk about. . . my username on here. MellyMelFan. Ok so I made this blog ages ago, as you can probably tell. And back then I was OBSESSED with Mel Peachey, which you could probably tell too if you looked at some of my past entries haha. Pretty pathetic considering I really shouldn't of been obsessed with her. . .

Anyway I am watching Glee. I don't like this show. I can tell these kids are like 10 years older then me. . . which isnt right they should be fairly close to my age. No one at my high school looks like an old fart like these kids do. This whole show is just ARGG yes that is what I said.

Siigghhhh. I feel sick :( I often do now adays. . . Guess that is life! Feeling sick and moping about it! I know why I feel sick . . . not that I want to talk about it. Remember, no feelings are good feelings! God I feel like Hitler haha. Today I had 2 tests, which I think I did ok on. . . and I presented my project! I failed horribly! Well we were 10:20 which is within the time limit YAY! But I was looking at my friends who were telling me my time and I started freaking, and stumbling over my words. God I was such an idiot I wanted to kick myself right there! -_-

Anyway. . . . LOOK AT KYLIE MINOGUE!
AMAZINNNGGGG Seriously. . . yep

Hmm. . . my life is so boring I swear haha. School and school work is all I seem to do! Im writing 97 AP World History questions onto note cards and I shall memorize the shit out of them tomorrow, and take my test Thursday morning. . . Or Friday morning?? AH Manditory Access time tomorrow! We are going to take a "practice" AP test. We had to do a practice essay question today. It was like compare Mughal imperialism to British imperialism in India. WTF How the crap should I remember anything about the stupid Mughals?! Yea we spent like a week on the British in India and crap but the Mughals?! They expect me to magically pull something out of my had? Including dates and "specific events"?! And then there was "Discuss how the decline of the Mongol empire led to changing global roles of China and Europe from the 1200s to the 1500s" uhm well HOW SHOULD I KNOW?! Thank God this was practice and I could use my wondorous Cracking the Ap World History Exam book. Explained it quite clearly. Something about culture and "bringing the world together" yada yada yada. And dont get me STARTED on writing a thesis statement!!! Time? Place? AH they grade like OOBER hard on them! dont use THIS word or THIS word arg ok I am done

In French we watched that Hunchback of Notre Dame movie. In French of course. Like ok then what a creepy movie. But first our teacher gave us a whole lesson on how we need to do tons of community service and crap. TONS TONS TONS! Yes yes ok whatever. Some kid at some competition was fluent in 4 languages, got perfect scores on the SATs, perfect scores on all his AP exams, created some club AND volunteered at a nuclear lab thing like wtf ya first of all my school only offers 3 languages. I do not go to those rich private schools! If you have money you can literally do whatever the hell you want in the this country. . .

I am just writing for the sake of writing, something I love to do. This isnt meant for anyone. In fact if you read this, you get a cookie. I used to ramble to Microsoft Word and trust me I have many of my rants saved. But WHY NOT A BLOG?! This blog survived the crashing of BOTH my computers lemme say that.

Scene 1

Narrator: July 1^st, 1863. We find General Ewell and his confederate army desperate for shoes.

Ewell: I see that you all need shoes. I heard that there were many in the quiet town of Gettysburg.

Man 1: My feet are so sore from walking so much with no shoes!

Ewell: I have a plan. We will curve around and enter Gettysburg from the North. This will also line us up with Washington DC. Later, we can conquer that city and force Lincoln to surrender! Every one got that?

Men: Yes sir.

Ewell: Let us proceed!

*marching*

Man 3 (advance guard): Oh no! Look up ahead! It is General John Buford and his Calvary! What are we to do?

Ewell: We shall fight! But we need reinforces. You, courier man. Go get more supplies.

Man 1: yes sir.

HAHAHAHAA Ya i wrote that in like. . . . 8th grade and acted it out. I felt special haha Yea i read this collage book over and over trying to write this right. . . . Entertaining tho :) What else do I have saved on here. . .

Why is it that I am the one who always does the projects when I am in a group?! Like seriously! Well thanks to me we usually get an A :) Oh I once wrote a story about the Alamo. . . but with fish. . . wtf OK time to leave. . . . goodbye dear soul I call. . . Bob the Unicorn. . . who is a girl . . . yeeppp

Possums Don't Eat Shoes

Well howdy there! I don't think we have met, have we? WHAT we HAVE?! Oh yes yes you are that blog I have oh so rudely been neglecting. Why? Oh well because I have school, and work, and more school, and more work, and then I forget about poor little innocent blogs like you. The enemy is Sir Launcelot! KILL HIM! Lancelot Launcelot you know, same thing.

Anywho. . . hello. My name is Calle. You may have forgotten this. I really do not find the things I have to say interesting to anyone but myself. I am my own little entertainment machine! And not in a bad way, mind you. This is pretty much like talking to myself, but in a more healthier matter. Well no its the same fucking thing but saying I'm "blogging" or "tweeting" just sounds like I'm not some crazy person =) Not that I am or anything. . . But pretending to myself someone actually CARES about what I say is better than thinking the only person who cares happens to be myself. . . make sense? Didn't think so!

Anyhow. . . Well I used anywho and anyhow next will be. . . anywhen? pourquoi? JE NE SAIS PAS! Getting on a more positive senseful note, I went to the library. Exciting isn't it? I studied. Trigonometry mostly. I hate math. I mix numbers up so easily. I know how to do the crap tho. I kinda like Trig ya know? Except the blasted unit circle. . . But Sin, Cos, Tan are like my best friends! I remember last year in Geometry I kept doing them wrong. I thought my graphing calculator was broken! No, I was in the wrong mode. degree, radian, that carp. Well anyhow, my teacher was an idiot so he didn't know, though he should of.

I am listening to Big Mistake by. . . oh yes that Aussie Natalie Imbruglia. Last time I listened to this song I was going over strange mountains and people were blocking the bridge and just like that, this song became REALLY annoying!

Gee should I really spend the last. . . 40 minutes of my time before sleepy time typing on this?! AM I REALLY THAT STUPID?!?! No stupid isn't the right word. . . LIFELESS?! Ah I like that word. Very. . . . descriptive whahaha tho in a literal fashion I am NOT lifeless. . . Or I could be. . . this could be Heaven. . . NO more like Hell. Yea this could never be Heaven. I could be a horrible demon trying to make better of myself GOD PLEASE ACCEPT! Wow I am weird

And Random! I can ramble on FOREVER! Find me another person who can throw words gracefully onto a beautiful white sheet of computer generated graphics and I will go up to them and give them a banana. A BANANA! Such a large award for such a little task.

MY FOO IS YUMMY! It really is you should try some. If I were to give you any. . . back away from my foo my brother. AH i love Beautiful People! I think the adult Simon is the CUTEST gay guy I have ever seen!! I would love a son like him! Yea I just said I want a gay son, well get over it people its the 21st century. We like body piercings and CELL PHONES ring ring HELLO?! HANG UP!

How much longer can I do this?! Who really reads blogs? I dont! Maybe the ones with perty pictures that need little effort on my part. But I don't read words! Especially words with meaning. I mean once I feel like I am "feeling" something I know something is wrong! I don't need to be depressed over some strangers words. Which is why all my personal issues stay. . . mine whahahaaa

I AM GOING TO SEATTLE IN LIKE. . . I DONNO BUT SOMETIME! April 30th? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I am so sick of that city. It can go stuff itself full of . . . pasta. That is how much I am sick of it. It isn't exciting anymore. I mean, I think I have stayed in every freakin hotel around there. But I LOVE Bellevue :) And NO not because is is French it is because. . . well . . . I havent decided. Maybe it was because I stayed in a hotel that mysteriously dissapeared when I returned a year later? Or maybe its because we drove past the city 5 times last year searching for our hotel?! Or buying shampoo at Safeway and throwing it away the next day?! TIS A MYSTERY

But Seattle? PSHHH gimme a break. The city is sorrounded by dirty shit called "the ocean" more like the part of the lake that gets stuck in a swamp. All the seawead getting stuck with it. THAT IS WHAT PUNGENT SOUND IS!

I am listening to . . . I dont really know but it is a really catchy song. This dude named Tony showed it to me a while back . . . he has FANTASTIC taste even if this song is totally ridiculous and stupid with no nice meaning what so ever. . . but so catchy. . . . hate that. Oh here it is. Don't say I didn't warn you about how STUPID it is but it is catchy admit it. OH SHNAP THE GUY CAME OUT OF A BEST BUY! That is hot. WHAT THEY DONT SAY FUCK!? this version sucks


I need to swallow more often. . . I dont do that. Or blink. That can be tragic. BLINK CHILD BLINK! I have a Chem test tomorrow! SPECIFIC HEAT! DELTA H! DELTA T! check it maaannn. I dont even know what I am saying. LLOOOOOVVIINNNNNN YYOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHY DO I KEEP LOOOVVIINNNNN YOOOUUUUU! Only song by Tokio Hotel I like. Pretty awesome ay? I like it! ITS AWESOME! It makes me SIINNGGGGG and I do that in choir too! Ya i know choir and singing?! I thought choir was for talking and an easy A. . . .

I am going to have to end this. . . it is getting close to that time of the night. . . the time to PARTTYYYY IN UR BEDROOM ALL NIGHT LONG! GASP your dirty mind! I SLAP YOU! You think about your mother with that mind?! Uh wtf ok then. YOU SHALL GO TO THE TEMPLE!!! I am not Mormon tho. So sad sad sad day the temple is not in my future. . . GOODBYE FAIR LADY!! and man. . . and its. . . ok then