The Child Is Black, The Child Is White

The song Maybe by Emma Bunton makes me want to prance around like a unicorn with a broken leg. Im not kidding you. I am imaging a unicorn with a broken leg prancing around in a very happy mood.

I am actually in a quite "serious" mood. My mother has bought me root beer. Who the fuck wants root beer? No wait, I love root beer. But come on gimme something with caffeine. Cuz root beer did NOTHING to me except make me extremely cold. Which I should might as well be USED to because I am ALWAYS COLD!

Ah school today. . . was uh normal? Ya really nothing happened. We had a different choir teacher and I was EXTREMELY HAPPY! Her name is Darnel and she is the worlds best choir teach, yet toughest. NO figeting, touching your hair, NOTHING! Just singing :) and when she is teaching us, we sound FUCKING AMAZING! Yea i said it, fucking amazing. She was my choir teacher when I was in the all city choir at age 9, so I am used to it. These 15 and 16 year olds are complaing about something I did for an hour and a half at the age of nine. The lady DID threaten to put me in her pants tho haha. Pockets tho, mind you. Because I guess I talked a lot. . . to this girl who had an endless game of tag going on with me. And being in one of the oldest churches in my city, it was a great place to run around in. I still remember it clearly. . . anywho Socs left us. . . to go to my old elementary school which made me sad because I wanted to go. So Mariah went and like saw my old music teacher, who was amazing. I miss her :( I miss everything from when I was a young child, before I had a choir teacher who doesnt give a shit. . . .

Ehem. . . anyways. . . In French we are watching an extremely weird movie. . . I donno its French, like ALL french. 1st all French movie we have watched. No wait we watched Bon Voyage. LOVE that movie! Anyway this movie is called. . . I donno but it has some dude who is narrating his childhood, but its really weird. The part where he was in school complaining about past participles was funny. Because I complained about them too haha :)

After school Mariah and I raised money and baby food supplies for the food bank. We did great collecting 3 basket full of baby stuff and 140 dollars =O Not bad! But we were all alone. Some girl who said she was gonna be there came like 3 hours late, then "ran to her car" but came back 40 minutes later. What the hell?! Yea. . . so whatever. We were starving, but didnt want to leave the other alone. But FINALLY the girl shows up so we go and buy food. Strange chip things that cost a shit load haha. Stupid chips wtf.

There isnt much on my mind right now. . . . except the words from the songs I am listening too in complete boredom. SO i shall go. . . yeeeppppeerrrsss

Spoon Me Baby!

The title once again means NOTHING so don't think it does. . . and also don't think of anything dirty or creepy cuz that just makes u. . . uncool maaannn.

Well today I realized that ants are extremely fast creatures. One minute there was a huge dead beetle in the dirt and next minute the beetle had moved like 2 feet being swarmed by like . . . 5 ants. FIVE ants that is all I saw. Crazy bitches.

Listening to Brian Mcfaddens new album. It is quite good. The song with Delta is the absolute best because I am definantly in love with her, not in a strange lesbo kind of way. . . It is called Mistakes. . . .


Absolutely AMAZING!!! To me. Dont know about you. Oh another song I like is called Single Girls. No, not by Brian Mcfadden haha by a girl named Laura Jansen. It is just very very nice



CANT YOU JUST RELATE TO IT?! Ok well no not if you are a guy. And not if you are me I can not relate to it what so ever haha. I have never shared a bed with a guy and I have never. . . studied meditation lol.

Oh by the way, if you are cool, you should look at these awesome pictures. If you aren't cool, I dont give a damn look at them still =)
/www.babybacon.com/index.php/random-pictures/35-amazing-moments/

Anywho. . . today is a boring day so there is nothing to say. Though I was able to play many games of spoons today. . . with pens. Was pretty wicked. . . anyhow. . . Goodbye FOR NOW

The Sub Song

Another random title. . . but this entry shalln't be so random! Instead I will talk about. . . my username on here. MellyMelFan. Ok so I made this blog ages ago, as you can probably tell. And back then I was OBSESSED with Mel Peachey, which you could probably tell too if you looked at some of my past entries haha. Pretty pathetic considering I really shouldn't of been obsessed with her. . .

Anyway I am watching Glee. I don't like this show. I can tell these kids are like 10 years older then me. . . which isnt right they should be fairly close to my age. No one at my high school looks like an old fart like these kids do. This whole show is just ARGG yes that is what I said.

Siigghhhh. I feel sick :( I often do now adays. . . Guess that is life! Feeling sick and moping about it! I know why I feel sick . . . not that I want to talk about it. Remember, no feelings are good feelings! God I feel like Hitler haha. Today I had 2 tests, which I think I did ok on. . . and I presented my project! I failed horribly! Well we were 10:20 which is within the time limit YAY! But I was looking at my friends who were telling me my time and I started freaking, and stumbling over my words. God I was such an idiot I wanted to kick myself right there! -_-

Anyway. . . . LOOK AT KYLIE MINOGUE!
AMAZINNNGGGG Seriously. . . yep

Hmm. . . my life is so boring I swear haha. School and school work is all I seem to do! Im writing 97 AP World History questions onto note cards and I shall memorize the shit out of them tomorrow, and take my test Thursday morning. . . Or Friday morning?? AH Manditory Access time tomorrow! We are going to take a "practice" AP test. We had to do a practice essay question today. It was like compare Mughal imperialism to British imperialism in India. WTF How the crap should I remember anything about the stupid Mughals?! Yea we spent like a week on the British in India and crap but the Mughals?! They expect me to magically pull something out of my had? Including dates and "specific events"?! And then there was "Discuss how the decline of the Mongol empire led to changing global roles of China and Europe from the 1200s to the 1500s" uhm well HOW SHOULD I KNOW?! Thank God this was practice and I could use my wondorous Cracking the Ap World History Exam book. Explained it quite clearly. Something about culture and "bringing the world together" yada yada yada. And dont get me STARTED on writing a thesis statement!!! Time? Place? AH they grade like OOBER hard on them! dont use THIS word or THIS word arg ok I am done

In French we watched that Hunchback of Notre Dame movie. In French of course. Like ok then what a creepy movie. But first our teacher gave us a whole lesson on how we need to do tons of community service and crap. TONS TONS TONS! Yes yes ok whatever. Some kid at some competition was fluent in 4 languages, got perfect scores on the SATs, perfect scores on all his AP exams, created some club AND volunteered at a nuclear lab thing like wtf ya first of all my school only offers 3 languages. I do not go to those rich private schools! If you have money you can literally do whatever the hell you want in the this country. . .

I am just writing for the sake of writing, something I love to do. This isnt meant for anyone. In fact if you read this, you get a cookie. I used to ramble to Microsoft Word and trust me I have many of my rants saved. But WHY NOT A BLOG?! This blog survived the crashing of BOTH my computers lemme say that.

Scene 1

Narrator: July 1^st, 1863. We find General Ewell and his confederate army desperate for shoes.

Ewell: I see that you all need shoes. I heard that there were many in the quiet town of Gettysburg.

Man 1: My feet are so sore from walking so much with no shoes!

Ewell: I have a plan. We will curve around and enter Gettysburg from the North. This will also line us up with Washington DC. Later, we can conquer that city and force Lincoln to surrender! Every one got that?

Men: Yes sir.

Ewell: Let us proceed!

*marching*

Man 3 (advance guard): Oh no! Look up ahead! It is General John Buford and his Calvary! What are we to do?

Ewell: We shall fight! But we need reinforces. You, courier man. Go get more supplies.

Man 1: yes sir.

HAHAHAHAA Ya i wrote that in like. . . . 8th grade and acted it out. I felt special haha Yea i read this collage book over and over trying to write this right. . . . Entertaining tho :) What else do I have saved on here. . .

Why is it that I am the one who always does the projects when I am in a group?! Like seriously! Well thanks to me we usually get an A :) Oh I once wrote a story about the Alamo. . . but with fish. . . wtf OK time to leave. . . . goodbye dear soul I call. . . Bob the Unicorn. . . who is a girl . . . yeeppp

Possums Don't Eat Shoes

Well howdy there! I don't think we have met, have we? WHAT we HAVE?! Oh yes yes you are that blog I have oh so rudely been neglecting. Why? Oh well because I have school, and work, and more school, and more work, and then I forget about poor little innocent blogs like you. The enemy is Sir Launcelot! KILL HIM! Lancelot Launcelot you know, same thing.

Anywho. . . hello. My name is Calle. You may have forgotten this. I really do not find the things I have to say interesting to anyone but myself. I am my own little entertainment machine! And not in a bad way, mind you. This is pretty much like talking to myself, but in a more healthier matter. Well no its the same fucking thing but saying I'm "blogging" or "tweeting" just sounds like I'm not some crazy person =) Not that I am or anything. . . But pretending to myself someone actually CARES about what I say is better than thinking the only person who cares happens to be myself. . . make sense? Didn't think so!

Anyhow. . . Well I used anywho and anyhow next will be. . . anywhen? pourquoi? JE NE SAIS PAS! Getting on a more positive senseful note, I went to the library. Exciting isn't it? I studied. Trigonometry mostly. I hate math. I mix numbers up so easily. I know how to do the crap tho. I kinda like Trig ya know? Except the blasted unit circle. . . But Sin, Cos, Tan are like my best friends! I remember last year in Geometry I kept doing them wrong. I thought my graphing calculator was broken! No, I was in the wrong mode. degree, radian, that carp. Well anyhow, my teacher was an idiot so he didn't know, though he should of.

I am listening to Big Mistake by. . . oh yes that Aussie Natalie Imbruglia. Last time I listened to this song I was going over strange mountains and people were blocking the bridge and just like that, this song became REALLY annoying!

Gee should I really spend the last. . . 40 minutes of my time before sleepy time typing on this?! AM I REALLY THAT STUPID?!?! No stupid isn't the right word. . . LIFELESS?! Ah I like that word. Very. . . . descriptive whahaha tho in a literal fashion I am NOT lifeless. . . Or I could be. . . this could be Heaven. . . NO more like Hell. Yea this could never be Heaven. I could be a horrible demon trying to make better of myself GOD PLEASE ACCEPT! Wow I am weird

And Random! I can ramble on FOREVER! Find me another person who can throw words gracefully onto a beautiful white sheet of computer generated graphics and I will go up to them and give them a banana. A BANANA! Such a large award for such a little task.

MY FOO IS YUMMY! It really is you should try some. If I were to give you any. . . back away from my foo my brother. AH i love Beautiful People! I think the adult Simon is the CUTEST gay guy I have ever seen!! I would love a son like him! Yea I just said I want a gay son, well get over it people its the 21st century. We like body piercings and CELL PHONES ring ring HELLO?! HANG UP!

How much longer can I do this?! Who really reads blogs? I dont! Maybe the ones with perty pictures that need little effort on my part. But I don't read words! Especially words with meaning. I mean once I feel like I am "feeling" something I know something is wrong! I don't need to be depressed over some strangers words. Which is why all my personal issues stay. . . mine whahahaaa

I AM GOING TO SEATTLE IN LIKE. . . I DONNO BUT SOMETIME! April 30th? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I am so sick of that city. It can go stuff itself full of . . . pasta. That is how much I am sick of it. It isn't exciting anymore. I mean, I think I have stayed in every freakin hotel around there. But I LOVE Bellevue :) And NO not because is is French it is because. . . well . . . I havent decided. Maybe it was because I stayed in a hotel that mysteriously dissapeared when I returned a year later? Or maybe its because we drove past the city 5 times last year searching for our hotel?! Or buying shampoo at Safeway and throwing it away the next day?! TIS A MYSTERY

But Seattle? PSHHH gimme a break. The city is sorrounded by dirty shit called "the ocean" more like the part of the lake that gets stuck in a swamp. All the seawead getting stuck with it. THAT IS WHAT PUNGENT SOUND IS!

I am listening to . . . I dont really know but it is a really catchy song. This dude named Tony showed it to me a while back . . . he has FANTASTIC taste even if this song is totally ridiculous and stupid with no nice meaning what so ever. . . but so catchy. . . . hate that. Oh here it is. Don't say I didn't warn you about how STUPID it is but it is catchy admit it. OH SHNAP THE GUY CAME OUT OF A BEST BUY! That is hot. WHAT THEY DONT SAY FUCK!? this version sucks


I need to swallow more often. . . I dont do that. Or blink. That can be tragic. BLINK CHILD BLINK! I have a Chem test tomorrow! SPECIFIC HEAT! DELTA H! DELTA T! check it maaannn. I dont even know what I am saying. LLOOOOOVVIINNNNNN YYOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHY DO I KEEP LOOOVVIINNNNN YOOOUUUUU! Only song by Tokio Hotel I like. Pretty awesome ay? I like it! ITS AWESOME! It makes me SIINNGGGGG and I do that in choir too! Ya i know choir and singing?! I thought choir was for talking and an easy A. . . .

I am going to have to end this. . . it is getting close to that time of the night. . . the time to PARTTYYYY IN UR BEDROOM ALL NIGHT LONG! GASP your dirty mind! I SLAP YOU! You think about your mother with that mind?! Uh wtf ok then. YOU SHALL GO TO THE TEMPLE!!! I am not Mormon tho. So sad sad sad day the temple is not in my future. . . GOODBYE FAIR LADY!! and man. . . and its. . . ok then