Hand to Hand Combat

The man cannot pronounce the artery! What artery you say? I do not know because he pronounced it like a 1st grader reading Moby Dick! Speaking of Moby Dick, thats a very boring book. My father read it. Well he got to chapter 100 and gave up. I read the WHOLE FUCKING THING, I think I was the only one in my class to do so. I let my AP Language teacher know this and she laughed like a hyena on speed. THAT reminds me of an essay we read that compared the TV show ER to birds on speed. WHICH reminds me of the pigeon named Calle that Scott drew in Kellsey's yearbook! (but she was a SEXY pigeon according to her name!) which reminds me of my cousin saying how horrid pigeons are but I only saw 2 in Las Vegas which reminds me of San Francisco and how I only say 1 gay couple and people thought I'd be malled by gay men which I was not. My mind likes to make awkward connections. I could write a book called "Awkward Connections of my Mind" because I'm cool like that.

SO I took my final in French. I got a 98 percent! HECK YA! I beat Emily and she is very very good at French so I did a little dance (which stretched on for a while) and let her know that I did better than her and I still expected a birthday present from her. We watched The Count Of Monte Christo in French. The AMERICAN version (but with the peoples speaking French of course cuz it IS French) and its hella different than the book. Its kinda messed up and Mercedes seems to be like the center of the whole fucking movie, or at least the start, and Dantes gets in an epic sword fight with Fernando (his name is like Ferdinand but Fernando reminds me of Lady Gaga) and he got harmed a bit and ya. THEN the teacher turned the light on and I was like AH IM BLINDED and she laughed at me and hit me in the back! Like. . . a friendly hit! I was very. . . . very. . . . flattered is the word on my tongue. Yes it is on my tongue cuz I am saying all this outloud because when I get upset, I can talk about stuff very enthusiastically and ya Im kinda upset right now but typing my day in an epic manner makes me feel blissful!

I think I am going to make this LONG and AMUSING! SO we had math as well! In which we were given 1 problem for homework and fuck it, I don't want to do it. I don't understand it. I refuse to think about sin and cos and the derivatives and the unit circle and ALGEBRA. look thats like 4 different math classes right there. Geometry, Algebra, Trig AND Calculus! I should be getting MONEY! So I wrote a story in my friend Scotts yearbook (which is fake cuz he didnt BUY ONE) about how he was throwing eggs at old people and then my math teacher decided to steal a fish and my history teacher was like COMMUNISM and the fish was saved but eaten by Scott and his lover who made my history teacher their love child. SPEAKING of Bowman (I really need to stop with the capitals), I picked a painting for my final project that is quite easy to trace so tomorrow I shall go trace it but I need to go to the store maybe. . . let me see. . . NO I DONT! I have paper! It may not be very big but its big enough for moi. Speaking of which, my length is longer than Kristen's *wink* *wink*. Good thing it was cold outside my anime friend! *wink* *wink*.

Oh wait, when I am upset Im supposed to watch the Moustache video, it makes me so happy. :) I will share it here!

Ok I am now extremely happy. I swear that video got an extra 10,000 views just because I showed it to my friend. I enjoy these silly videos so much. I enjoy French. I enjoy random silly French things. But I like French songs that are NORMAL too! this is my favourite song at the moment. and the video has sparkly camels, can't lose there!

I need to memorize this song. I have only memorized one French song. and its a song sung by like an 12 year old girl. Its so easy to memorize tho. And its like fun pop crap. Like Hannah Montana here or something. But I don't care!!! :P

Today my Anatomy teacher basically said I was messed up and I needed to join her AVID class cuz I was messed up enough. D: I took that as a compliment. :P Then she got all pissy that my counselor actually counted physics as a bio credit and my physics teacher came in and also got pissy and IT WASNT MY FAULT!!! :( Basically my teacher told me not to go to the college I was thinking about so ok whatever then! I think I just commited myself to major in Enviornmental Sciences. And I cant even spell Environmental haha oh there we go. Unless I take Bio next year. HMM unknown. Ok I must eat this food I have before me. Goodbye