Christmas Carol!

I must start this blog post with this because this movie is AMAZING


Out of ever movie I have ever seen, I think I have seen this one the most. Pretty awesome don't you think?! I think it is very awesome. Don't judge me!

Ok now, with that out of my system I must sit here and write a very interesting blog post. I shall start with the fact that I drank a Carmel Brulee Latte just moments ago, and my nerves are a bit ahsdkasjdkhd because of it. Brulee in French, excuse the absents of accents, means burnt cream. Mmm Carmel and burnt cream! my FAVOURITE!

Anyway, today went by peachy and clean. Oh yes, peachy. . . and . . . clean! The wind was howling last night and kept me up very late. So I took a sleeping pill, bad me. It was either that or continue to make up horrible events in my head. Horrible events involving me getting very upset, but these events arent going to happen but the more I thought about them the more real they got and I ended up being so stressed out! So I was like SCREW THIS! and slept like 6 hours on a sleeping pill. Not good. I could of slept all day if I could. My mom was literally begging me to stay home and sleep. No mother, I must get off my lazy ass and endure an educational day full of learning how to do stuff that will get me good grades and hopefully send me off to college if I don't fuck all that up!

So from the moment I walked into school today, I was more than unhappy to be there. Or is it then? Who cares! Anyhow, history was boring. I don't recall what we did. Other then how the teacher was bitching about Texas becoming part of the US. I quite like Texas. He says the Houston is the equivalent of Hell. Well that is just rude. Speaking of hisory, I have to take a test tomorrow. Retake. I am being a bad student and stole my old test during class and copied all the right answers down. I will memorize those letters haha. If he changes the letters around then I am just. . . screwed. But I know he wont :) I have choir practice tomorrow but I think I can miss it.

In French the other day we started watching a movie called La Doublure (The Valet). Its a good movie! Its about this rich guy having an affair with a much younger super model and the paparazzi got a pic of them together. And the dudes wife saw so she is like YOU ARE A CHEATER but he denies it so he decides to have the super model pretend to be in love with this random man who happened to be walking by when the pic was taken. And that man has just been rejected by his "girlfriend" who he asked to marry him. And so now he is living with this supermodel and she is rich and gorgeous and he lives in a little apartment. haha anyway its funny, :)

It amuses me that in AP Language we spent the whole period going over vocab words. vocab words! like 8 of them! we kept having to say if the sentence was periodic, compound, complex, inverted, cumulative, yada yada yada. Like all of them were either complex or compound because we are all to lazy to take the effort to write a longer sentence. So I was talking to this dude in front of me named Nick. Of course the teacher has to be all like "meehh stop flirting" which pissed me off. She says that about everyone. I am sorry that YOUR seating chart put me around all guys, so I am going to talk to them. rawr.

Oh blog, you always do listen to the. . . tapping of my fingers as they fly across the keyboard in a ZRROOOOMMMM motion! ok no that isnt true. Nevermind. What a crappy analogy. Did I use that word right? I am not really sure. . . Now I must work on my Francais! (one again I lack accents because I am lazy, not that it would make any difference to those who don't realize the accent that is usually on the c, and if you do then STFU!) Francais using Rosetta Stone! Its fun actually. :)

Questioning My Own Authority

OHHHHH Hello blog. April? APRIL?! Has it really been that long since I last posted?! Since you were sweeped out of my arms in a wave of horribleness because blogger/gmail/google (you get the point) took you away from me for no apparent reason?! Well, the answer is obviously yes. I wouldn't bore you with those questions if the answer was going to be no. That means my old/new blog will now become unused probably. . . that kind of makes me sad. Awell, I can start new here, on my old blog. My mind is being confuzzled.

Oh dear. . . what to talk about? How about a random people, I like random photos.
I got that photo off of a gorgeous photo site. . . which is lost amongst the messy collection of bookmarks stored under my bookmark tab. Forget it. Its great tho. . . take my word for it :)

Today we took the PSATs. Wow, I did not like them. They were easy in some ways. Hard in others. I have a horrible time focusing. I really do want to get checked for ADD. I need to take something to make me calm down so I can actually concentrate without my mind going BAM! Like on physics tests. I do absolutely horrible on them. I will be grateful for a C in that god damn class.

I am amused that this abandoned hospital had a thing called a "sputum refuse". It was basically a chute where TB patients disposed of their coughed up mucus. That is really freakin cool. I would love to have a sign saying "sputum refuse" on my door. hahahahaha. I thought that was worth sharing :)

Gee this post is boring. Boring as hell. If hell is boring. . . hot. Hot as hell. I gave up on my AP US History homework. I hate homework but then again, who doesnt? I am currently reading The Likeness by Tana French which is sorta like a "sequel" to her first book In The Woods. The first book pissed me off. But not in a bad way. Like. . . the writing was amazing and I did not expect the ending of the book and it was totally not the happy ending I have initially wanted to have. So I just had to read the 2nd book since the 2nd book circles around my favourite character Cassie. Its a detective, mystery like book. So far I love it. Oh God this post is getting so so so boring. I will leave before I start spitting out shit that makes no sense. TATA MON AMIE!!!!

The Child Is Black, The Child Is White

The song Maybe by Emma Bunton makes me want to prance around like a unicorn with a broken leg. Im not kidding you. I am imaging a unicorn with a broken leg prancing around in a very happy mood.

I am actually in a quite "serious" mood. My mother has bought me root beer. Who the fuck wants root beer? No wait, I love root beer. But come on gimme something with caffeine. Cuz root beer did NOTHING to me except make me extremely cold. Which I should might as well be USED to because I am ALWAYS COLD!

Ah school today. . . was uh normal? Ya really nothing happened. We had a different choir teacher and I was EXTREMELY HAPPY! Her name is Darnel and she is the worlds best choir teach, yet toughest. NO figeting, touching your hair, NOTHING! Just singing :) and when she is teaching us, we sound FUCKING AMAZING! Yea i said it, fucking amazing. She was my choir teacher when I was in the all city choir at age 9, so I am used to it. These 15 and 16 year olds are complaing about something I did for an hour and a half at the age of nine. The lady DID threaten to put me in her pants tho haha. Pockets tho, mind you. Because I guess I talked a lot. . . to this girl who had an endless game of tag going on with me. And being in one of the oldest churches in my city, it was a great place to run around in. I still remember it clearly. . . anywho Socs left us. . . to go to my old elementary school which made me sad because I wanted to go. So Mariah went and like saw my old music teacher, who was amazing. I miss her :( I miss everything from when I was a young child, before I had a choir teacher who doesnt give a shit. . . .

Ehem. . . anyways. . . In French we are watching an extremely weird movie. . . I donno its French, like ALL french. 1st all French movie we have watched. No wait we watched Bon Voyage. LOVE that movie! Anyway this movie is called. . . I donno but it has some dude who is narrating his childhood, but its really weird. The part where he was in school complaining about past participles was funny. Because I complained about them too haha :)

After school Mariah and I raised money and baby food supplies for the food bank. We did great collecting 3 basket full of baby stuff and 140 dollars =O Not bad! But we were all alone. Some girl who said she was gonna be there came like 3 hours late, then "ran to her car" but came back 40 minutes later. What the hell?! Yea. . . so whatever. We were starving, but didnt want to leave the other alone. But FINALLY the girl shows up so we go and buy food. Strange chip things that cost a shit load haha. Stupid chips wtf.

There isnt much on my mind right now. . . . except the words from the songs I am listening too in complete boredom. SO i shall go. . . yeeeppppeerrrsss

Spoon Me Baby!

The title once again means NOTHING so don't think it does. . . and also don't think of anything dirty or creepy cuz that just makes u. . . uncool maaannn.

Well today I realized that ants are extremely fast creatures. One minute there was a huge dead beetle in the dirt and next minute the beetle had moved like 2 feet being swarmed by like . . . 5 ants. FIVE ants that is all I saw. Crazy bitches.

Listening to Brian Mcfaddens new album. It is quite good. The song with Delta is the absolute best because I am definantly in love with her, not in a strange lesbo kind of way. . . It is called Mistakes. . . .


Absolutely AMAZING!!! To me. Dont know about you. Oh another song I like is called Single Girls. No, not by Brian Mcfadden haha by a girl named Laura Jansen. It is just very very nice



CANT YOU JUST RELATE TO IT?! Ok well no not if you are a guy. And not if you are me I can not relate to it what so ever haha. I have never shared a bed with a guy and I have never. . . studied meditation lol.

Oh by the way, if you are cool, you should look at these awesome pictures. If you aren't cool, I dont give a damn look at them still =)
/www.babybacon.com/index.php/random-pictures/35-amazing-moments/

Anywho. . . today is a boring day so there is nothing to say. Though I was able to play many games of spoons today. . . with pens. Was pretty wicked. . . anyhow. . . Goodbye FOR NOW

The Sub Song

Another random title. . . but this entry shalln't be so random! Instead I will talk about. . . my username on here. MellyMelFan. Ok so I made this blog ages ago, as you can probably tell. And back then I was OBSESSED with Mel Peachey, which you could probably tell too if you looked at some of my past entries haha. Pretty pathetic considering I really shouldn't of been obsessed with her. . .

Anyway I am watching Glee. I don't like this show. I can tell these kids are like 10 years older then me. . . which isnt right they should be fairly close to my age. No one at my high school looks like an old fart like these kids do. This whole show is just ARGG yes that is what I said.

Siigghhhh. I feel sick :( I often do now adays. . . Guess that is life! Feeling sick and moping about it! I know why I feel sick . . . not that I want to talk about it. Remember, no feelings are good feelings! God I feel like Hitler haha. Today I had 2 tests, which I think I did ok on. . . and I presented my project! I failed horribly! Well we were 10:20 which is within the time limit YAY! But I was looking at my friends who were telling me my time and I started freaking, and stumbling over my words. God I was such an idiot I wanted to kick myself right there! -_-

Anyway. . . . LOOK AT KYLIE MINOGUE!
AMAZINNNGGGG Seriously. . . yep

Hmm. . . my life is so boring I swear haha. School and school work is all I seem to do! Im writing 97 AP World History questions onto note cards and I shall memorize the shit out of them tomorrow, and take my test Thursday morning. . . Or Friday morning?? AH Manditory Access time tomorrow! We are going to take a "practice" AP test. We had to do a practice essay question today. It was like compare Mughal imperialism to British imperialism in India. WTF How the crap should I remember anything about the stupid Mughals?! Yea we spent like a week on the British in India and crap but the Mughals?! They expect me to magically pull something out of my had? Including dates and "specific events"?! And then there was "Discuss how the decline of the Mongol empire led to changing global roles of China and Europe from the 1200s to the 1500s" uhm well HOW SHOULD I KNOW?! Thank God this was practice and I could use my wondorous Cracking the Ap World History Exam book. Explained it quite clearly. Something about culture and "bringing the world together" yada yada yada. And dont get me STARTED on writing a thesis statement!!! Time? Place? AH they grade like OOBER hard on them! dont use THIS word or THIS word arg ok I am done

In French we watched that Hunchback of Notre Dame movie. In French of course. Like ok then what a creepy movie. But first our teacher gave us a whole lesson on how we need to do tons of community service and crap. TONS TONS TONS! Yes yes ok whatever. Some kid at some competition was fluent in 4 languages, got perfect scores on the SATs, perfect scores on all his AP exams, created some club AND volunteered at a nuclear lab thing like wtf ya first of all my school only offers 3 languages. I do not go to those rich private schools! If you have money you can literally do whatever the hell you want in the this country. . .

I am just writing for the sake of writing, something I love to do. This isnt meant for anyone. In fact if you read this, you get a cookie. I used to ramble to Microsoft Word and trust me I have many of my rants saved. But WHY NOT A BLOG?! This blog survived the crashing of BOTH my computers lemme say that.

Scene 1

Narrator: July 1^st, 1863. We find General Ewell and his confederate army desperate for shoes.

Ewell: I see that you all need shoes. I heard that there were many in the quiet town of Gettysburg.

Man 1: My feet are so sore from walking so much with no shoes!

Ewell: I have a plan. We will curve around and enter Gettysburg from the North. This will also line us up with Washington DC. Later, we can conquer that city and force Lincoln to surrender! Every one got that?

Men: Yes sir.

Ewell: Let us proceed!

*marching*

Man 3 (advance guard): Oh no! Look up ahead! It is General John Buford and his Calvary! What are we to do?

Ewell: We shall fight! But we need reinforces. You, courier man. Go get more supplies.

Man 1: yes sir.

HAHAHAHAA Ya i wrote that in like. . . . 8th grade and acted it out. I felt special haha Yea i read this collage book over and over trying to write this right. . . . Entertaining tho :) What else do I have saved on here. . .

Why is it that I am the one who always does the projects when I am in a group?! Like seriously! Well thanks to me we usually get an A :) Oh I once wrote a story about the Alamo. . . but with fish. . . wtf OK time to leave. . . . goodbye dear soul I call. . . Bob the Unicorn. . . who is a girl . . . yeeppp